The ability to compromise with your partner is what makes it work. Sometimes you don’t get your way, you have to be able to meet in the middle on some issues. Relationships are not black and white, either/or.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
I used to wait several minutes for an image to load or several hours to download an MP3. Now, if a gif takes longer than 5 seconds to load I just think ‘pass’ and hit the back button.
